Summer is almost here, be ready.

Kimble Felton, doorstep musician,
lean and mean is in.
In restraint he bookbind,
turning point stakes.
Summer is almost here, be ready.

So exorcism my expiate optimum, answer
them. For a sabbath
and the work that he died;
not known them to accuse.
Summer is almost here, be ready.

A snow advisory means that periods
of snow will cause,
primarily, travel difficulties.
I, of retribution,
summer is almost here, be ready.

Awkwardness clearing, and shall be above.
Hear it. Farewell,
sheepish football team, “the” is equal.
Beware of fake pills,
summer is almost here, be ready.


The above is composed entirely of spam E-mail subject lines received on or around January 4, 2007.

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